True Fact #15

I can see that your drawing from personal experience but— sorry, I can see that you're drawing from personal experience but this doesn't really work for me.

True Fact #14

Barack Obama has an indicator. Period.

True Fact #13

"I'm slippin', I'm fallin', I can't get up."

-DMX

True Fact #12

One blue word a day keeps the Reds at bay.

True Fact #11

I don't actually remember what this one is about.

True Fact #10

Barack Obama is backwise.

True Fact #9

A French in hail ate Sean. A French Inhaltion. A French Inhale is on! A French Inhale is, son!

True Fact #8

Life's a Beach and then you become the leader of the free world.

True Fact #7

Mint condition? Oh, I don't know. I just like to read comics. I'm not a collector or anything.

True Fact #6

Barack Obama is a hurricane on two wheels! Sometimes just one wheel!