True Fact #41

Barack Obama has a big head lately.

True Fact #40

"Sara, take me home tonight. I'm a man!"

True Fact #39

Greatest Moments:

1. First time doing a flip into a swimming pool.

2. Turning the ignition key of first car.

3. First born's first steps.

4. This.

True Fact #38

Guest written by Violent J of the Insane Clown Posse.

True Fact #37

Gross.

True Fact #36

Obama is tracks.

True Fact #35

Wait...hold on—take me—wait...take me ho—wait...hold on. Fuckin' shit.

True Fact #34

Barack Obama hates that shop class is now called Industrial Arts. Also, he hates Nascar.

True Fact #33

Barack's future is so bright, he has to wear stupid sunglasses.

True Fact #32

Slow ride, take it easy.