True Facts About The 44th President

True Fact #44

2011-01-21T21:59:00.000-08:00

All good things must come to an end. Some never even started.

True Fact #43 (Part Two)

2010-12-16T08:23:00.000-08:00

...that Barack Obama solved the mystery?

True Fact #43 (Part One)

2010-12-12T13:36:00.001-08:00

Did you know...

True Fact #42

2010-11-09T14:27:00.000-08:00

Also his favorite genre of music.

True Fact #41

2010-10-13T15:10:00.000-07:00

Barack Obama has a big head lately.

True Fact #40

2010-09-13T14:42:00.000-07:00

"Sara, take me home tonight. I'm a man!"

True Fact #39

2010-09-13T14:37:00.000-07:00

Greatest Moments:

1. First time doing a flip into a swimming pool.

2. Turning the ignition key of first car.

3. First born's first steps.

4. This.

True Fact #38

2010-06-02T11:22:00.000-07:00

Guest written by Violent J of the Insane Clown Posse.

True Fact #37

2010-05-20T14:07:00.000-07:00

Gross.

True Fact #36

2010-05-12T18:30:00.000-07:00

Obama is tracks.

True Fact #35

2010-05-05T15:26:00.000-07:00

Wait...hold on—take me—wait...take me ho—wait...hold on. Fuckin' shit.

True Fact #34

2010-03-10T16:59:00.000-08:00

Barack Obama hates that shop class is now called Industrial Arts. Also, he hates Nascar.

True Fact #33

2010-02-24T03:17:00.000-08:00

Barack's future is so bright, he has to wear stupid sunglasses.

True Fact #32

2010-02-17T03:16:00.000-08:00

Slow ride, take it easy.

True Fact #31

2010-02-10T14:24:00.000-08:00

The Secret Service was all like "Dude, it's gonna make the place look trashy."

True Fact #30

2010-02-03T13:51:00.000-08:00

Barack Obama is a spinster.

True Fact #29

2010-01-27T01:18:00.000-08:00

This actually happened to us.

True Fact #28

2010-01-20T02:07:00.000-08:00

Barack likes to watch.

True Fact #27

2010-01-13T02:44:00.000-08:00

Gimme five, man!

True Fact #26

2010-01-13T02:43:00.000-08:00

His daughters' bedroom eventually started to look like the inside of the machine.

True Fact #25

2010-01-13T02:41:00.000-08:00

A skill Barack Obama perfected on long flights.

True Fact #24

2010-01-06T20:38:00.000-08:00

"What's the big deal?" Said Barack, "They got 'em in gyms, right?"

True Fact #23

2010-01-06T20:36:00.000-08:00

Ain't no boobs like Hawaii-style boobs.

True Fact #22

2010-01-06T20:31:00.000-08:00

The day Barack Obama quit thinkin' Elvis was even cool in the first darn place.

True Fact #21

2009-12-02T14:50:00.002-08:00

Barry O-Bomber loses his honor.

True Fact #20

2009-12-02T14:50:00.001-08:00

LOLcattin' for his lady.

True Fact #19

2009-12-02T14:50:00.000-08:00

First order of business: Bring me the arc.

True Fact #18

2009-11-25T14:51:00.000-08:00

You know he's got one dunk he could do during a game. It's simple but he's practiced it for hours and hours.

True Fact #17

2009-11-25T14:50:00.002-08:00

Seal had the right idea. Not the R&B singer or the water mammal but that kid who always wanted to get into the Navy Seals and never did. We called him Seal. You remember that kid?

True Fact #16

2009-11-25T14:50:00.000-08:00

Perseverance. Perseverance, perseverance, perseverance.

True Fact #15

2009-11-18T14:50:00.002-08:00

I can see that your drawing from personal experience but— sorry, I can see that you're drawing from personal experience but this doesn't really work for me.

True Fact #14

2009-11-18T14:50:00.001-08:00

Barack Obama has an indicator. Period.

True Fact #13

2009-11-18T14:50:00.000-08:00

"I'm slippin', I'm fallin', I can't get up."

-DMX

True Fact #12

2009-11-11T14:50:00.002-08:00

One blue word a day keeps the Reds at bay.

True Fact #11

2009-11-11T14:50:00.001-08:00

I don't actually remember what this one is about.

True Fact #10

2009-11-11T14:50:00.000-08:00

Barack Obama is backwise.

True Fact #9

2009-11-04T14:50:00.002-08:00

A French in hail ate Sean. A French Inhaltion. A French Inhale is on! A French Inhale is, son!

True Fact #8

2009-11-04T14:50:00.001-08:00

Life's a Beach and then you become the leader of the free world.

True Fact #7

2009-11-04T14:50:00.000-08:00

Mint condition? Oh, I don't know. I just like to read comics. I'm not a collector or anything.

True Fact #6

2009-10-28T14:50:00.002-07:00

Barack Obama is a hurricane on two wheels! Sometimes just one wheel!

True Fact #5

2009-10-28T14:50:00.001-07:00

"Weed anyone?" said Cheryl. "Sure. I'll have some." said Barack Obama.

True Fact #4

2009-10-28T14:50:00.000-07:00

Remember Sonic the Hedgehog? Obama does. History won't let him forget.

True Fact #3

2009-10-19T10:55:00.001-07:00

Barack Obama has an interesting affectation; a cola affectation.

True Fact #2

2009-10-19T10:53:00.001-07:00

Is little Obama the Dirtbike Kid? Maybe

True Fact #1

2009-10-19T10:49:00.001-07:00

Barack Obama is a trendsetter.