True Fact #29

This actually happened to us.

True Fact #28

Barack likes to watch.

True Fact #27

Gimme five, man!

True Fact #26

His daughters' bedroom eventually started to look like the inside of the machine.

True Fact #25

A skill Barack Obama perfected on long flights.

True Fact #24

"What's the big deal?" Said Barack, "They got 'em in gyms, right?"

True Fact #23

Ain't no boobs like Hawaii-style boobs.

True Fact #22

The day Barack Obama quit thinkin' Elvis was even cool in the first darn place.