True Fact #21

Barry O-Bomber loses his honor.

True Fact #20

LOLcattin' for his lady.

True Fact #19

First order of business: Bring me the arc.

True Fact #18

You know he's got one dunk he could do during a game. It's simple but he's practiced it for hours and hours.

True Fact #17

Seal had the right idea. Not the R&B singer or the water mammal but that kid who always wanted to get into the Navy Seals and never did. We called him Seal. You remember that kid?

True Fact #16

Perseverance. Perseverance, perseverance, perseverance.

True Fact #15

I can see that your drawing from personal experience but— sorry, I can see that you're drawing from personal experience but this doesn't really work for me.

True Fact #14

Barack Obama has an indicator. Period.

True Fact #13

"I'm slippin', I'm fallin', I can't get up."

-DMX

True Fact #12

One blue word a day keeps the Reds at bay.

True Fact #11

I don't actually remember what this one is about.

True Fact #10

Barack Obama is backwise.

True Fact #9

A French in hail ate Sean. A French Inhaltion. A French Inhale is on! A French Inhale is, son!

True Fact #8

Life's a Beach and then you become the leader of the free world.

True Fact #7

Mint condition? Oh, I don't know. I just like to read comics. I'm not a collector or anything.

True Fact #6

Barack Obama is a hurricane on two wheels! Sometimes just one wheel!

True Fact #5

"Weed anyone?" said Cheryl. "Sure. I'll have some." said Barack Obama.

True Fact #4

Remember Sonic the Hedgehog? Obama does. History won't let him forget.

True Fact #3

Barack Obama has an interesting affectation; a cola affectation.

True Fact #2

Is little Obama the Dirtbike Kid? Maybe

True Fact #1

Barack Obama is a trendsetter.